HIS IMAGINARY FRIEND [24]

To: girlie
Date: May 06 at 9:47 PM
Subject: I forgot to mention....my mom was on the TV news

There was a candidate nomination for [XXX] ([XXX] won it) and the CBC asked my mom's opinion. She was the best looking and most intelligent of the three or four they gathered sound bites from. But...I guess you would have already assumed that. I bet your mom and dad are, I gather, good looking and intelligent too.

My offer of marriage is still on the table.